kittening:

scientists make groundbreaking discovery that there is actually a person attached to each pair of breasts

“we are truly shocked, we cannot believe that when we are treating breast cancer, we are actually treating a person and not just their breasts” one scientist says

“i heart boobies” says another

(via forever-braless)

alchemists:

i want to live in a flat or a studio or a tiny little terraced house with a red front door with some comically oversized animals and i want to keep fruit on the kitchen counter in a set of scales like my grandma did and green soap in a dish by the bathroom sink

i have no real career aspirations, no desire to ever earn a degree or get wealthy or well-known or even to have any kind of long-term romantic relationship but i’d like all of that please please please

feministpixie:

I mean, if somebody comes up to you and says “I think we should be treated as equals” and your first response is “does that mean I can punch you?”

You might need to rethink your priorities

(via grotesquery)