If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods
If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house
I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.
If anyone needs me I’ll be the one passed out in bed at 9pm
I have found myself in bed at nine for every day of the last week and I have no idea what’s going on. Is this a normal person sleep schedule? Have I evolved??